Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 445 Points
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
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Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
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Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Listen to "Doctor Mario Fever Remix".
Collect exactly zero cookies in a single game.
Listen to, well, nothing.
Listen to "Binding of Izick Basement".
Listen to "Dark Hollow Moonlight".
Listen to "Dragon Flight".
Listen to "Fight to the Death".
Listen to "Miss Putterfly".
Collect 10 cookies in a single game.
Collect 25 cookies in a single game.
Collect 35 cookies in a single game.
Save the world from Han's craving for human flesh and collect 160 cookies in a single game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/220 points)
Made your first Turn
Stay for 10 seconds
Play for 60 seconds
Play for 10 minutes.
Play for a whopping half hour
Medals Earned: 9/17 (195/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
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Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!